Hey guys - I'm running the Lawyers Have Heart 5k to support the American Heart Association for the third year in a row.
Some said last year's time couldn't be beat; some went so far as accusing me of strapping my bib to a cheetah. This is fake news, my friends. But I'll tell you what's not fake news: the Russian Investi--.... uhh Heart Disease being the #1 killer of male and female Americans and claiming over 600k lives per year. It's a good cause!
I appreciate those of you who have donated in the past and I hope you would consider donating again.
I ran the JPMorgan Corporate Challenge last week and had a decent showing, although my nipple bandaids were MIA and I've been wearing cashmere sweaters for three days straight. This Tuesday, I'll be pushing for a better outing and be sure to "tape up" before the race.